A morning travel-related giggle

[morgaine_x]

...well, there aren't many of them! But - on the train from Preston to Bolton this morning, we were stopped for several minutes. The conductor decided to keep everyone informed, and announced that our service was "running about 4 minutes behiond schedule, as we had to stop to allow a virgin to pass us". (!)

They are indeed rare and worthy of note on that train line, to be sure ;-)